Life would be so boring without a twisted sense of humour and the insanity that comes with being a part of multiple fandoms.
Questioning Reality

misterjuantastic:

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

1 week ago on August 22nd | J | 329,635 notes

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

1 week ago on August 22nd | J | 140,101 notes
just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

1 week ago on August 22nd | J | 185,442 notes

wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka
1 week ago on August 22nd | J | 515,793 notes

ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

1 week ago on August 22nd | J | 290,188 notes
pengcaketoobomb:

aybaybayitslouie:

chapters-in-my-diary:

I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.

Well My heart just broke a little bit.

^

pengcaketoobomb:

aybaybayitslouie:

chapters-in-my-diary:

I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.

Well My heart just broke a little bit.

^

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 146,950 notes

Chris Evans takes the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 17,662 notes

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 363,970 notes

drtitle:

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

i’m a dude and i still love this idea.

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 317,313 notes

livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 334,010 notes

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 844,436 notes

stupid-fucking-rope:

shagmestyles:

There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”

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1 week ago on August 21st | J | 368,341 notes
1 week ago on August 21st | J | 7,738 notes

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 219,592 notes
ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

1 month ago on July 29th | J | 112,901 notes