the future is now
what the fuck. what the fuck how. how the hell.
WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You
should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.
If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I
would build a _______ just
for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
|Song: Do You Want To Build A Snowman Reprise|
|Artist: Indina Menzel|
|Album: Frozen Soundtrack|
|Played: 643,558 times.|
If this hadn’t been cut from the movie I’d have been full on bawling in the cinema!
I’m so glad I didn’t get rick rolled again.
no i didnt need my heart thanks
so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“
i did it. it’s done.
speaking of reversed Frozen gifs
you turned a kids movie into an animated porno
oh my god
Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
Historically accurate Popsicle Jokes
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
this post makes me cry every single damn time
SOLUTION TO USA/CANADA RIVALRY: CANADA BECOMES PART OF AMERICA AND WE TAKE DOWN EVERYONE AS ONE SUPER COUNTRY
THE US OF EH
but where do we send Bieber
To the sun
Benedict Cumberbatch harassing joggers in central park
It needs to mandatory for Ellen to host the Oscars from now on.